| Top FeedsSimpson porn cartoons May 11, 2010 07:31:30Category: Toons 
The eccentric yellow-skinned cartoon porn stud of all times, Krusty the Clown is ready to give a private show to his hottest slut – tempting Marge Simpson! Watch him star in a dirty behind-the-scene episode for Cartoon Sex Reality – the way he fucks his favorite milf is just fascinating! - [Read more] |
Superlative Slut March 3, 2010 00:40:17Category: Photo Blogs
Everyone has their own special talent.
Every year student councils meet to decide the years superlatives: Most Popular, Most Likely to Succeed, Most Athletic, Class Clown, etc. At Kittens school, shes number one in an unofficial title. "I was voted Best Blow Job. I was up against some other girl who thought she was better than me cause she doesnt have braces, but she was wrong. Girls with braces can still give good head. Ive gotten lots of compliments on my oral skills, and I know I can make a guy cum with my mouth."
Isnt democracy great?
Judging by what Kitten told us, this vote certainly wasnt rigged and the award went to the most deserving contestant–Kitten! This brace-face cutie put the time into mastering her craft and she came out on top. "I learned how to give really great head by practicing all the time on the guy I went out with for a while. Sometimes I would just suck his dick for an hour. He really liked it when I would suck his head and circle it with my tongue, then go all the way down till it tickled my tonsils. And I always made sure to play with his balls and suck them, too. Me and him broke up, and I started giving other guys head. I just kept getting better and better at it!"
The future looks bright for Kitten.
She thinks shell be even better at giving blow jobs once she gets her braces removed. "I learned how to not let them get in the way. Im sure without them there Ill really be able to go crazy with my mouth."
What about sex?
"I love it! They didnt do any votes for the best fuck at my school cause theres too many sluts here, but I wouldve won if they did." Join 18EIGHTEEN.COM Today! - [Read more] |
Sexy Veronique Gets Her Ass Tapped January 17, 2010 15:45:08Category: Babes I found this little slut at the cell phone store. She was checking out the pink Razr, while I was checking out her pink whale tail. She took me back to daddys house (he wasnt home) where I bent her over the pool table and put my big black dick in her corner pocket. I fed her throat my foot long sub, then spread her ass cheeks for easy entry. Bitch rode my horse cock like a cowgirl, screaming like a fucking rodeo clown. | | | - [Read more] |
Lucy’s Big Knockers February 7, 2009 06:15:23Category: Solo Girls I just love it when chicks have breasts so large they can’t hide them no matter what…… And Lucy Pinder surely does have big knockers!

I love this outfit - all boobs and a tight pink skirt! Whoot whoot! But we all just really want to know if she’s wearing panties!!!!
Did you know that Lucy Pinder suffers from coulrophobia - an excessive fear of clowns??? Ouch. That’s got to suck! - [Read more] |
Sexy Veronique Gets Her Ass Tapped January 31, 2009 10:25:08Category: Hardcore I found this little slut at the cell phone store. She was checking out the pink Razr, while I was checking out her pink whale tail. She took me back to daddys house (he wasnt home) where I bent her over the pool table and put my big black dick in her corner pocket. I fed her throat my foot long sub, then spread her ass cheeks for easy entry. Bitch rode my horse cock like a cowgirl, screaming like a fucking rodeo clown. | | | - [Read more] |
Veronique Vega January 15, 2009 10:45:34Category: Fetish I found this little slut at the cell phone store. She was checking out the pink Razr, while I was checking out her pink whale tail. She took me back to daddys house (he wasnt home) where I bent her over the pool table and put my big black dick in her corner pocket. I fed her throat my foot long sub, then spread her ass cheeks for easy entry. Bitch rode my horse cock like a cowgirl, screaming like a fucking rodeo clown. | | | - [Read more] |
Sad Passing July 4, 2008 04:45:07Category: Journals Current Mood: Sad Larry Harmon, longtime Bozo the Clown, dies
Larry Harmon, who turned the character Bozo the Clown into a show business staple that delighted children for more than a half-century, died Thursday of congestive heart failure. He was 83.
**I grew up watching Bozo the Clown on WGN when spending the summers with my grandparents in NW Indiana….or for natives…the Region. =(
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A Chocolate Coated Orgy At Wally Wankers Factory May 13, 2008 00:20:02Category: Hardcore Two brunette hotties are kidnapped by midget clowns and brought to Wally Wankers Chocolate Factory, where they are stripped down and coated in whipped cream and chocolate. As things start getting really sticky, the girls begin licking the sweetness off each other’s slick bodies. Soon, Wally and the midgets join in and a [...]- [Read more] |
Olivia Saint And Milena For Freaks Of Porn January 24, 2008 00:20:02Category: Hardcore Two brunette hotties are kidnapped by midget clowns and brought to Wally Wankers Chocolate Factory, where they are stripped down and coated in whipped cream and chocolate. As things start getting really sticky, the girls begin licking the sweetness off each other’s slick bodies. Soon, Wally and the midgets join in and a [...]- [Read more] |
Gallery of Sin 1 January 16, 2008 18:51:58Category: Photo Blogs K man....Porn has got to forget about story lines that are stupid - just give us some hardcore pussy and ass pounding throat splooging snowball swallowing bukkake babe banging nasty porn. I mean I dig it that they try to show that they can write and that these chicks can act almost as well as a daytime soap actress...I understand but a dude in a frizzy clown wig and special effects that can be done better by a grade 10 visual arts student....gimme a break
Dont get me wrong, the chicks are ultra hot and they sure as hell know how to take big cocks in all their holes, you get five scenes of sizzlin sex and the writers did TRY to use their imagination with paintings that come to carnal life etc...seems like maybe they used it at 5 am after a few too many doobies and hits of jack daniels but they did try. Gallery of Sin 1 is worth watching for the hot sex but your finger will spend as much time fastforwarding as you will jerking your cock. Two Cocks-up for Gallery of Sin 1 - [Read more] |
Brandy Starz student teacher January 14, 2008 09:57:37Category: Hardcore In this scene a sexy blond student teacher gets a hell of a surprise when a man, dressed up like a clown, shows up in her classroom, dominates her then fucks the hell out of her too! | | | - [Read more] |
Johnnie Rocks The Boxer Briefs September 12, 2007 17:37:36Category: Fetish Johnnie is back today at Balloon-Guys and he’s rocking the boxer briefs while he inflates a Gummiwerks clown figurine. He inflates it to the max then squeezes it between his thighs, pressing his tight ass down on his latex friend, until it pops ben- [Read more] |
Brandy Starz For Freaks Of Porn August 26, 2007 00:10:01Category: Hardcore In this scene a sexy blond student teacher gets a hell of a surprise when a man, dressed up like a clown, shows up in her classroom, dominates her then fucks the hell out of her too!
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